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EluciDate!

Dating is hard. Dating in NYC is excruciatingly hard. In the hustle and bustle of a gleaming metropolis inhabited by millions of single men, you'd think it would be easy to find some romance or, at the very least, a date or two. We New Yorkers are always on the go,...

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HOW TO BE A GOOD ALLY FOR THE #BLACKLIVESMATTER MOVEMENT

What follows is transcript/run-of-show from the one-off talk show I produced and hosted on Facebook Live in October of 2016. The full episode can be viewed in it's entirety below. THE TOTALLY TYLER SHOW AIR DATE: 10:00pm Monday, October 17th, 2016 TOPIC: How To Be A...

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#TRANSFORMATIONTUESDSAY

I'm posting this photo of the transformation I made a couple of years ago to remind myself of all the sweating and grunting I put myself through. It's a reminder of the commitment I made to get healthy. I joke about having a dad bod and I'm totally cool with it. Like...

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SUBWAY BREAKDOWN

A woman on the downtown 2 train completely lost her shit this morning. She was a tall, thin woman with her brown, brittle hair tightly pony-tailed into a thirsty bundle of split-ends. She wore a full length fur coat and carried a small, battered Saks shopping bag that...

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JUST ENOUGH ROOM FOR ONE

It's ironic that while living in a city of millions, I'm learning to enjoy being alone. Some say it's sad to go to the movies alone but I don't mind. And some say it's pathetic to go out for dinner by myself but I kind of like it. However, I'm still in the habit of...

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ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGS I’VE DONE

Because of the media's nasty habit of unearthing a person's irrelevant but sordid past after they've gained global attention, I've decided to beat them to the punch and "control the narrative" by publicly confessing my transgressions now so that I can't be painted in...

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SHUT UP

Yesterday. Yesterday was rough. -- A video out of Anaheim surfaced, showing a grown ass white man dragging a Latino teen across a yard and firing a gun into a group of kids. -- Making the first of what is sure to be many moves against the LGBTQ community, #45 removed...

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SECRET LOVERS (YEAH, THAT”S WHAT WE ARE)

Atlantic Starr's 1985 hit Secret Lovers popped up in my playlist during this morning's subway commute. (Leave me alone; I'm old.) For those too young to recall, Secret Lovers is an R&B ballad that completely romanticizes being in an extra marital affair. As the...

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