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Lexi and Christian dated for quite a while and in that time, Christianand I became good friends. But eventually, their relationship fizzled. It was bound to happen. Lexi went through boys like crazy, chewing them up and spitting them at out in the blink of an eye. I loved her to death and all, but […]
I looked around and the entire dining room was now watching. The waitress and a manager wearing a tie embroidered with a wacky pasta design quickly approached the scene. “Sir, I am so sorry,” said the manager. He immediately stepped away with the man, who was now actually crying. I don’t know about you, but […]
I looked up at our waitress, who looked like a deer in headlights. She couldn’t have been more than sixteen. She nervously fidgeted with her pencil and a small notebook. “So, yes, please. Send a round of whatever they’re drinking, and tell them it’s on us.” She hesitated to walk away, then took two or […]
Christian, Lexi’s new beau was nice enough and he was certainly handsome. He was tall, had curly brown hair and was originally from Canada. He was older than the rest of us, and seemed way cool and mature but not too mature to point out that at the table next to us sat two older […]
I was once kicked out of an Olive Garden for making fun of a gay couple. I know, I know! You’re thinking, How is this possible? Aren’t you gay? Well, yes. Yes, I am. But I didn’t always know it. In high school, I had a crush on a girl named Lexi McFeelman. Lexi had […]