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		<title>SLEEPING  BEAUTY</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ethan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A girl with purple hair and a nose ring shimmied in front of Ethan and giggled when she saw that he was asleep. I couldn’t help but roll my eyes. Dang it, I thought. The evening was going so well. Dinner was flawless! Our conversation was effortless! Our chemistry was palpable! We even made out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SLEEPING THROUGH THE CHAOS</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 16:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For our second date, instead of dinner at a restaurant, I took Ethan for a dinner served by one of those hip and trendy underground supper clubs. Just a couple of hours before the dinner, we were given an address in NoHo, which turned out to be a humungous loft that, by day, is an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MY DATE WITH A NARCOLEPTIC, PART 4</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[PATH]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the icy wind swept up from the Hudson River, Ethan and I waited in the taxi queue at the Hoboken PATH station. The line was ungodly long, and I wasn’t necessarily happy to be surrounded by obnoxiously loud and drunk Jersey frat muscle heads with poor grammar. “I thought you lived close,” I said [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MY DATE WITH A NARCOLEPTIC, PART 3</title>
		<link>http://www.totallytyler.com/1958/gay-stuff/my-date-with-a-narcoleptic-part-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 16:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ethan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Ethan and I tumbled out of the taxi at 14th Street, our noses immediately detected the familiar aroma of McDonald’s French fries. We looked at one another and simultaneously said, “Chicken McNuggets!” We fell into each other with laughter. I objected at first. We had just had dinner five hours earlier and I feared [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MY DATE WITH A NARCOLEPTIC, PART 2</title>
		<link>http://www.totallytyler.com/1952/gay-stuff/my-date-with-a-narcoleptic-part-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.totallytyler.com/1952/gay-stuff/my-date-with-a-narcoleptic-part-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I returned to the table, Ethan was asleep. I was unsure if I should wake him- I had forgotten to ask what the proper protocol was when a narcoleptic has a sleep attack. Was I supposed to leave him be and let him wake up on his own accord? Or was I supposed to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MY DATE WITH A NARCOLEPTIC</title>
		<link>http://www.totallytyler.com/1944/gay-stuff/my-date-with-a-narcoleptic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 16:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[44 North]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[My date with Ethan started out simple enough. We met on a horribly frigid Saturday night at Cowgirl in the West Village for martinis and fried chicken. Ethan’s Scruff profile did not do him justice. In person, he was, in my opinion, stunningly handsome. I discreetly wiped my runny nose with the back of my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ROMANCE ON THE UPTOWN 1 TRAIN</title>
		<link>http://www.totallytyler.com/1939/gay-stuff/romance-on-the-uptown-1-train/</link>
		<comments>http://www.totallytyler.com/1939/gay-stuff/romance-on-the-uptown-1-train/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 14:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I boarded at Christopher Street, the uptown 1 train was unusually crowded for a late Monday night. I drunkenly shuffled through the crowded car until I found available space near a pole and held on for dear life as the train lurched forward. Next to me, a drowsy, fat Hispanic man with long, dirty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MY DATE WITH AMERICA&#8217;S NEXT TOP MODEL</title>
		<link>http://www.totallytyler.com/1936/gay-stuff/my-date-with-americas-next-top-model/</link>
		<comments>http://www.totallytyler.com/1936/gay-stuff/my-date-with-americas-next-top-model/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 14:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>totallytyler</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Abercrombie]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Solomon showed up to Pastis for our date without his wallet. “I’m sorry,” he said, wiping sweat from his brow. “I rushed here after work and didn’t have time to stop by my apartment and get it.” “Oh,” I said, side-eyeing him. Solomon was an aspiring model yet somehow, instead of ending up on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CONFESSIONS OF A BROKEN HEARTED SLUT: SICK DAY</title>
		<link>http://www.totallytyler.com/1929/gay-stuff/confessions-of-a-broken-hearted-slut-sick-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.totallytyler.com/1929/gay-stuff/confessions-of-a-broken-hearted-slut-sick-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 14:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>totallytyler</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Boss Lady]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Grey Goose]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michigan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rockefeller Center]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I called out sick to work, but I wasn’t really sick. I just didn’t feel like schlepping all the way to Brooklyn and dealing with Boss Lady’s bullshit. I had intended to be productive. Maybe I’d write some more pages for my book. Maybe I’d clean out my closet. Maybe I’d go for a long, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CONFESSIONS OF A BROKEN HEARTED SLUT</title>
		<link>http://www.totallytyler.com/1925/gay-stuff/confessions-of-a-broken-hearted-slut/</link>
		<comments>http://www.totallytyler.com/1925/gay-stuff/confessions-of-a-broken-hearted-slut/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 14:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a creature of habit. Every morning, I roll out of bed at exactly the same time, seven o’clock. I take a dump, take a shower, eat two egg whites, gulp down a liter of Fiji water, brush my teeth, take Lola out to pee and then I’m out the door for work by [...]]]></description>
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