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		<title>THE MAN AND MEETING</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Gay Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lola]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lower East Side]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Madonna]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[TO READ PART ONE OF THIS STORY, CLICK HERE I jolt awake at 6:30 and check my phone. There are no messages from The Man. At this point, his meeting with the photographer has lasted over three hours. Surely he is ready to hang out. &#8220;Hey, how are things,&#8221; I text. &#8220;Gonna be hungry soon?&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE MAN AND THE PHOTOSHOOT</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:27:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Man and I are having brunch at HK. It is crowded and we have been seated at a table for two, nestled tightly in a row of tables-for-two along the wall. As I squeeze into my seat, I make a mental note to not drink too much. My bladder is now landlocked by three tables [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE TRUTH AND THE MAN</title>
		<link>http://www.totallytyler.com/1518/gay-stuff/the-truth-and-the-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 02:59:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Danny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dr. Mary Jane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Galaxy Diner]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[CLICK HERE TO READ PART ONE “I lied to you about something,” says The Man. No, no, no, no, no! I think, my mind racing. Not now! We just ran through the rain together and made out in the back of a cab! We were having such a great date! Don&#8217;t fuck it up! I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE LIE AND THE MAN</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 01:08:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chelsea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[East Village]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hell's Kitchen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[St. Marks Place]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Man and I are sitting in a booth at the Galaxy Diner in Hell&#8217;s Kitchen. It is a Saturday night in late August. Earlier in the day, the humid air thickened and the angry clouds rumbled. Then the sky opened, releasing a steady drizzle that hit the sweltering streets like water in a hot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CRUISING WITH THE MAN</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 03:33:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>totallytyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gay Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chelsea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New York]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Man]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have such a fear of vomiting that, if I feel the slightest bit nauseous, I make deals with God to keep me from throwing up. God, if you keep me from throwing up, I&#8217;ll never be gay again. Of course this doesn&#8217;t work. I end up heaving into the toilet and laying on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE HISTORY OF THE MAN</title>
		<link>http://www.totallytyler.com/1496/gay-stuff/the-history-of-the-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 03:31:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Central Park]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Posh Bar]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am sitting next to The Man on a lazy Saturday in Posh, a bar in Hell&#8217;s Kitchen. The hot July sun is relentlessly beating down on the tired city and we are have taken refuge in the cool, dim bar, sipping on martini&#8217;s and trying not to flirt with each other. This is not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PENNIES ON THE STOOP</title>
		<link>http://www.totallytyler.com/1493/new-york-city/pennies-on-the-stoop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 15:48:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Clara]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lady Gaga]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Phillip]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ralph]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Supra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Treble]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a chilly, autumn night when I first noticed the handful of pennies sprinkled on the top step of my building&#8217;s stoop. The coins glistened in the yellow glow from the streetlight and they slid under my Supra&#8217;s as I unlocked the door. I didn&#8217;t pick them up. I left them there, thinking a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>INTRODUCING SWEETHEART, PART TWO</title>
		<link>http://www.totallytyler.com/1488/gay-stuff/introducing-sweetheart-part-two/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 02:41:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>totallytyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gay Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adidas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bob Seger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hoarders]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kenzo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nike]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Roche Bobois]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[  THIS IS PART 2. CLICK HERE TO READ PART ONE. &#8220;&#8230;and after I closed my interior decorating firm, I decided to become a professional fruit fly.&#8221; Sweetheart passed the joint to me. &#8220;A what?&#8221; I said just before taking a puff. &#8220;A professional fruit fly- I hate the term &#8216;fag hag&#8217;.&#8221; I nodded and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>INTRODUCING SWEETHEART</title>
		<link>http://www.totallytyler.com/1483/gay-stuff/introducing-sweetheart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 04:39:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>totallytyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gay Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Abercrombie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alan Alda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chelsea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cher]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dooney and Bourke]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is something I wrote a while back but never posted. Not safe for work. Or mothers. &#160; On the 37th floor of a new apartment building in Chelsea, I stood in front of a floor-to-ceiling window, taking in the enormous view of glittery midtown Manhattan. Behind me, a party was taking place. A fancy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE JOCK STRAP</title>
		<link>http://www.totallytyler.com/1479/your-boyfriend-and-other-guys-ive-kissed/the-jock-strap/</link>
		<comments>http://www.totallytyler.com/1479/your-boyfriend-and-other-guys-ive-kissed/the-jock-strap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 03:46:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>totallytyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Your Boyfriend And Other Guys I've Kissed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brenen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Madonna]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New York Times]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peter Mayle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Family Guy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vera Bradley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Where Did I Come From?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Is that a penis right there?&#8221; asked a shocked acquaintance while pointing to the cover of my book, Your Boyfriend and Other Guys I&#8217;ve Kissed (out now and available on Amazon, Barnes and Noble.com and fine booksellers everywhere). &#8220;Right there,&#8221; she pointed again, her voice cracking. &#8220;That looks like a penis!&#8221; &#8220;Close,&#8221; I said, nonplussed. [...]]]></description>
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