Tag: Elmo’s
FINGERS ARE IMPORTANT
Despite blowing me off in a bar a couple of months ago so that he could make out with another guy, Kenzo still occasionally called me for late night phone sex. “Why are you still calling me?” I asked.
THESE FRIENDS OF MINE
While walking along 8th Avenue in Chelsea, Phillip reached into his Marc Jacobs bag and pulled out what looked like a small fox and put it on his head. It was a fur hat, reminiscent of Dr. Zhivago. I laughed. “Are you serious?”
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