Tag: Grey Goose
CONFESSIONS OF A BROKEN HEARTED SLUT: SICK DAY
I called out sick to work, but I wasn’t really sick. I just didn’t feel like schlepping all the way to Brooklyn and dealing with Boss Lady’s bullshit. I had intended to be productive. Maybe I’d write some more pages for my book. Maybe I’d clean out my closet. Maybe I’d go for a long, [...]
DANNY, PART ONE
I didn’t want to meet Danny for brunch but I had postponed and cancelled on him too many times already. I got out of bed, threw on an uninspired outfit and walked the three blocks to Regional where I found him saddled up at the bar, already gulping down a mimosa. Danny liked to drink. [...]
DEAR NEIGHBOR: DON’T MESS WITH MY VODKA
Dear Neighbor, The next time I go out of town, can you dog sit for me? Doctor Mary Jane offered to watch Lola while I went home to Indiana for a brief visit. I graciously accepted her offer and quickly booked a flight home. I should’ve known better. Just before my trip, Dr. Mary Jane [...]
DEAR NEIGHBOR: SORRY ABOUT THE LOVE SONGS
Dear Neighbor, I’m sorry about the sappy love songs coming from our apartment lately. It’s finally happened. Dr. Mary Jane is in love. Lately, there is a huge smile plastered across her face and she gets high and dances around by herself in the living room to old ballads Whitney Houston recorded before she had [...]
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