Tag: Mariah Carey
I WANT TO BE A PX!
I turn 40 in a few weeks and I feel like I’m supposed to have some sort of monumental and indulgent celebration. Or maybe I should do something I’ve never done before, like take a cruise to a faraway exotic land or go sky diving or date a white guy. Instead, I’ll probably end up [...]
APHRODITE AND MOSES
Click here to read Part One of this story. What follows is a timeline of the evening, and the reason I will never again surrender control of an event to a client. 3:28pm: Two redheaded lesbians with violins arrive, claiming to be musicians for the wedding ceremony. This is news to me. They are [...]
THE RULES OF GHOSTING (AND OTHER POST-FUNERAL MUSINGS)
“Brenen? Are you there?”
It was early in the morning and I was sitting on the hardwood floor of my Atlanta apartment looking up at the ceiling and talking to my dead brother. I don’t normally sit around talking to dead people and a part of me felt a little ridiculous but there was something I needed to know. A question I had to ask.
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